TVA Sports Bankruptcy: Harsh Rule Confirms Shutdown

– Ouch…

– A harsh rule confirms the imminent and final closure of TVA Sports.

– While the public asks the leaders of the sports station to hire real journalists …

Fewer players…

– Less than Colon Press.

– More analysts who can speak French like Marc Denis…

– Fewer analysts who find it difficult to express themselves … along the lines of Patrick Lalem …

– More exciting descriptors such as Pierre Hoody ..

– Less “sleep descriptors” a la Felix Seguin …

– More comedy duets a la Frédéric Plant and Yannick Bouchard (from 5 to 7) …

– Less hot soup in the style of Jean-Charles Lajoie who only repeats his morning show on the radio to transmit it to the TV.

In short, TVA Sports will soon be a victim of the rule of 3.

– This rule, as Hugo Dumas from La Presse explains very well, usually applies to TV series.

– But this year, it will be applied to TVA Sports.

“You really have to stay there, I swear, the action kicks off from Episode VIII, and then it gets absolutely amazing, and you’ll never regret putting up with it all the lengths!” Hugo Dumas writes from La Presse.

This plea for patience in consuming a TV series with a long reach I’ve heard often as Isabelle Boulay has been in pain in love – and pain in her eyes – since 1998.

Personally, I regularly invite you to indulge in our love pages, and that means this online magazine. Yes, it’s hard at first, but keep going! Your wait for the 39th minute of the penultimate episode out of a total of 12 will be rewarded!

Like Roxanne Bruno on her fourth Tim of the Day, I now do things my way. In fact, I go back to the basic rule of television, which is the three-ring rule.

If after three episodes, the plot is bof! And that the topic has become hey!, run away like a little fugitive, pull the plug, wipe it off, it will never get better enough to (re)grab your attention.

– So… for TVA Sports… we’ll leave them 3 matches?

Let’s be lenient and give them 3 weeks…

– 3 weeks for Félix Séguin to be sexy…

3 weeks for Patrick Lalim to be able to speak French.

– 3 weeks for Jean-Charles Lajoie to present us with a show that is not an exact replica of his show at BPM Sports.

– 3 weeks so that Maxime Lapierre, Guillaume Latendres, Michel Bergeron, Michel Therrien and all the former players and coaches don’t forget that we are not in a bar, but on TV and that the audience is entitled to some vocabulary.

– Rule 3…it could sink forever…or revive TVA Sports…

– Change the word “TV Series” to TVA Sports…

The rule of three remains a reliable gauge of our interest in a TV series. In general, the first episodes were rewritten and polished several times before they even ended up on the air. If these are bad, there’s a good chance that the next, lesser working ones will get stuck with just as poor quality.

– Change the word ‘creators’ to ‘TVA Sports plants’….

It’s cruel to creators who have been honing their scripts for years. But in the current context of TV’s overabundance, spread across a range of digital platforms, the series must take off hard and fast, or else it will fall into oblivion along with Survivor Quebec’s Martin, Vicki, and Simon.

Rule 3…

– TVA Sports has been warned…